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by george smart September 29, 2022

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Get the Homemug.

The fat Ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. Then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.

The holiday home-wrecker is at it again. I told her she should try and spread holiday cheer I didn’t mean spread her legs.

by Hol9000 December 24, 2017

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Get the Holiday home-wreckermug.

Finishing up from home

Closing the ticket I last worked on and heading to the pub

I've almost completed the job, I'm just finishing up from home.

by LANtech edition March 30, 2023

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Get the Finishing up from homemug.

Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018

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