Child Predetor

1.a catholic priest

2.a minor that rapes people

3.some middle aged person (typically a man) that wants sex from minors

a white van with a catholic priest drives in front of 2 minors

catholic priest: Hey kids if you come in this nice van i will help you get your sins forgiven (for a price) and give you candy and alcohol

minor 1: No thanks

minor 2: Ya we are good, our parents tell use to beware of catholic priests because they could be a child predetor

by I like cat September 21, 2023

reverse man child

A guy that is a knight in shining armor and a real grown man on the surface, and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.

That guy always looks and sounds so serious like he's always being tested or recorded, he must be a reverse man child that doesn't want to fail his imaginary tests.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Hair Child

that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.

*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"

by mattchick February 21, 2012

12 y/o child

annoying.

"hey is that a 12 y/o child doing 12 y/o things in brookhaven?" "yes :|"

by dorrhandle January 3, 2022

small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of

person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-

by THe one man called jo jo simp March 9, 2021

I’m a man child

Someone immature

Well hello there I’m a man child

by Lolgigger March 25, 2019

Friend Child

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.

girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao

by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017