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The Velvet Surprise

When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.
"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."
by Veliana November 22, 2017
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kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.
Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
by brian 2 February 1, 2024
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surprise shiza

Taking a shit on your partner without notice while having sex.
Last night I took a big shit on Stacey while we were doing it, boy was she ever surprised. Surprise shiza!
by Langdown July 2, 2006
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Surprise Blunderbuss

When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.
Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
by Cave man101 December 13, 2019
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Strawberry cream surprise

Inserting your special cream into a sleeping ginger
Let’s give that fat ginger a strawberry cream surprise they deserve
by tannergrrr May 30, 2024
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Double Gulp Surprise

When you stick a double gulp in your bunghole bottom first and leave the straw hanging out. Then the woman/man enjoys a tasty soda treat out of said straw.
Olivia gave me a great double gulp surprise last night dude!
by Big Slurpy March 28, 2020
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