When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.
"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."
by Veliana November 22, 2017
Get the The Velvet Surprisemug. Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
by brian 2 February 1, 2024
Get the kinder surprisemug. Last night I took a big shit on Stacey while we were doing it, boy was she ever surprised. Surprise shiza!
by Langdown July 2, 2006
Get the surprise shizamug. When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.
Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
by Cave man101 December 13, 2019
Get the Surprise Blunderbussmug. by tannergrrr May 30, 2024
Get the Strawberry cream surprisemug. When you stick a double gulp in your bunghole bottom first and leave the straw hanging out. Then the woman/man enjoys a tasty soda treat out of said straw.
by Big Slurpy March 28, 2020
Get the Double Gulp Surprisemug. 