"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022
Get the Kinder Chocolate Surprisemug. When one of two people makes a fist, inserts the fist in the other persons ass, then opens their fist to make spirit fingers while hand is their ass.
by ViolentlyHappy726 May 8, 2016
Get the Shanghai Surprisemug. "Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"
"Pop"went the balloon.
"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"
"Pop"went the balloon.
"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
by Fist me dad but pleazd dont cu December 11, 2016
Get the birthday balloon surprisemug. Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!
by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018
Get the Surprise Pigeonmug. A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"
by Brewing logic November 20, 2016
Get the surprise rockmug. by anonymous October 13, 2020
Get the Arizona surprisemug. A common phrase used in pubs and bars all around Melbourne, often heard in response to a statement or question where nothing more can be contributed to a conversation
The latest bureau of statistics data shows our love affair with beer has drooped
That's a, that's a surprise
That's a, that's a surprise
by bdawge November 29, 2011
Get the That's a, that's a surprisemug.