Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”

Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

by the notorious swish May 22, 2020

steve walk

A walk usually given by a father very likely if the father is named Steve.

I saw this guy doing a steve walk earlier from a mile away.

by Jobrojob July 16, 2018

Steve

Quite the opposite of a Stan.. a Steve is someone known to be surrounded by chaos. So much so that they are accident / fire prone and do so quite often for fun. A Steve has the power to make a grown man cry.. .. .. .. cry because they are laughing so hard at the actual Steve's pain.

He's on fire!! Such a Steve thing to do

by naSTfocus May 26, 2022

Steve from blues clues

Steve is the creator of everything and is the gods among gods. Shaggy is a person he made for his purposes the One above all is a puppet he uses for he is a unknown being nothing is on his level his physical strength can overpower anything he is also know and “everything”

“Steve from blues clues is the creator .”

“Steve form blues clues is unbeatable.”

by anonymous October 27, 2020

Steve and Ed

Steve and Ed are a hot dou. And there hot and steamy nights inspired them to make a hot sauce in their name. With a slogan of "Steve and Ed will blow your head." That could not be officially read. As soon as there secret sauce is deep in your mouth your gonna love it.
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Steve and Ed will burn your head.

by Aeron X. April 11, 2024

Steve

A very nice wholesome male person.

That man is such a Steve

by Foolish Took October 14, 2020

Steve

A security robot that drowned itself.

Steve is sitting on his charging pad.

by stove2d2 August 2, 2021