sloppy dutchman

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.

Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.

by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024

moppy sloppy

A broken, floppy mop that gets mud everywhere.

AKA: MEEEEE

Moppy Sloppy fun!!!

by Bone_Co11ector December 12, 2016

Sloppy Tyler

When your girl uses her feet to jack you off into a big cup of eggnog before she pours hotdogwater your dick and makes you drink the nog as fast as you can.

Im not hungry, my girl gave me a sloppy tyler and i am full!

by bugwater February 3, 2023

sloppy dallas

a blowjob given by someone who has a mouthful of dip.

gimme a sloppy dallas at the bridal shower.

by fuckmyduck October 15, 2020

Sloppy Beef

When the foreskin of a man, is a little too long, and a lot a dirty.

Yo, I was hooking up with Craig last night and he had MAD Sloppy Beef. I ran outta there in 2 seconds flat

by Anony9 June 21, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob while they're packing a fat lip, brother

Oh honky man you look like you need a sloppy Dallas

by A retarded white man October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Blowjob with chewing Tobacco in

Dude my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night.

by Bowman_52 October 15, 2020