Slapping The Clown

Jocular coinage for male masturbation...

Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...

by Fast ED March 19, 2012

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Hurricane Slap

When a male is having intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, the male takes both hands and arms, and winds them up like a windmill and slaps the female in the ass. Sometimes resulting in the female slamming her head into the wall/headboard that was directly in front of her.

John: Hey man i totally Hurricane slapped my girlfriend last night.

Joe: No shit man did she fall off or stay on

John: She fell off and put a hole in my fucking wall

Joe: Nice! it must of been one hell of a Hurricane Slap !

by Greg14127 December 20, 2008

sleeve slap

To slap someone in the face with your sleeve.

Rupert lost his arms in a lawn mower accident, so I picked a fight with him knowing that the worst he could do is sleeve slap me.

by mikeydamik April 21, 2011

gimp-slap

When someone dumber than you or just less of a person gets the upper hand in a situation.

Damn, I just got gimp-slapped but that punkass kid!

Your ex is going out with that tool?! Man he just gimp-slapped the shit out of you.

by Troy H March 31, 2007

rabbit slapping

When you're fucking a bitch and your balls slap the top of her pussy

Dude, i was rabbit slapping this bitch so hard she couldn't walk the next day

by mynameismarky November 17, 2013

Slapping the Cactus

(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.

A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.

"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"

Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"

by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010