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Ramen Ninja

A ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. Ramen Ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.
1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.
by Proudryukin the Short July 18, 2012
mugGet the Ramen Ninjamug.

Ninja Ram

a much better mascot then the bangor rams
the ninja rams pwn'd the witches on friday
by JJSweetBags May 16, 2007
mugGet the Ninja Rammug.

shadow ninja

that horse is like shadow ninja
by kayden omniverse January 13, 2018
mugGet the shadow ninjamug.

grass ninja

Person who does not ever buy weed, but always smokes others. Mooching off of smoking circles or other social groups.
"Was Roy at the party?"
"Yeah man, he was a Grass Ninja like always and smoked all our weed and left."
by ThatGuy85 March 29, 2016
mugGet the grass ninjamug.

ninja cute

Attractiveness while wearing a mask, such that the lower half of one's face is obscured.

During the age of coronavirus, and perhaps future pandemics, often the best indication one can hope for when determining the attractiveness of a potential date.
"I think that girl at the checkout line was flirting with me, man."
"Oh yeah? Was she good looking?"
"I'm not totally sure, she was wearing a mask, but she's definitely ninja cute."
by DancinRonin July 11, 2020
mugGet the ninja cutemug.

Penis Ninja

An assassin who uses stealth and guile to assassinate a penis, often causing death to the owner of that penis. Scissors, knives, razors, and fire are typical weapons of a penis ninja. An historical example of a penis ninja would be the woman who killed Genghis Khan by slicing off his royal penis. Lorena Bobbitt is a more modern penis ninja of note, although her intended target managed to survive and was reunited with it's body.
I found out Jasmine carries a tanto knife in her purse. I hope she's not a penis ninja.
by Flavius Schmoesephus December 12, 2016
mugGet the Penis Ninjamug.

Ninja spider

by PurpleOwl22 March 26, 2019
mugGet the Ninja spidermug.

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