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nerd berd

Check out that nerd berd over there... he's like reading books.. God who does that?
by Ba-riz-ounce October 23, 2003
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Nerd sniped

A way for a nerd to kill without bullets.
The nerd posted up with a different kind of deadly ammo, he/she nerd sniped anybody that he/she aimed his/her nerd sniping at.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
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Tit-Nerd

An extremly nerdy virgin obsessed with female breasts, and possibly shemale breasts, if the shemale in question is quite convincing.
-dude check out that girls rack!
-shut up man your such a Tit-Nerd you could never hit that. come on we gotta finish this lego statue of captain kirk before my mom comes home with the kosher pickles.
by ~EXTREMELEVINE~ September 20, 2009
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Super-Nerd

Someone that spends thier entire life playing lame video games such as World of Warcraft and Gears of War. Super-Nerds also cling to Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3 often. Super-Nerds use "gamer language", often using idiotic words such as "Pwned!"(Pronounced "Powned"), "Owned!", and "Noob". Super-Nerds are people you do not want to be seen with in public and embarrass themselves with their stupid behavior. They are also socially awkward, often taking a couple years more to mature into adults. Super-Nerds are physically awkward as well, walking like a stick is up their ass or standing stiff as a board. Their personality is stiff as a board too. They have no personality traits unless they are playing online on Xbox Live. If an attractive girl makes contact with a Super-Nerd, he will usually sweat and turn red and not know what to do or say. Lets face it, the only thing he knows how to do is pwn noobs in WoW.
A super-nerd is standing next to a hot girl in the lunch line. He glances at her quickly, making sure he does not make eye contact. The girl drops a quarter, bends over to pick it up and puts her hand on his shoulder for stability. The super-nerd's face turns red and he begins to move nervously. The girl looks up and says "Sorry, I dropped my quarter". The super-nerd pauses and tries to speak but nothing but a nervous squeak escapes his mouth. The girl looks at him strange and walks ahead of him in line. The super-nerd thinks to himself "Damn, getting it on with her would've been better than that time I totally pwned that level 11 Night Elf in World of Warcraft!"
by Dani California January 19, 2008
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super nerd

1. A person who constantly performs actions associated with nerds, but is generally not considered a loser, geek, or dork.
2. One who can perform complex calculations in their head.
You: "Damn, I got a 43 out of 59 on the Bio test."
Spencer: "Ouch, a 72.8 percent..."
You: "Damnit Spencer, you're such a super nerd. What'd you do over the weekend anyway?"
Spencer: "Won our footbal game with Conifer, and spent a good time programming my calculator."
by Ivy Leeg September 24, 2005
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h-nerd

1. an extremely advanced hacker who is actually not considered a "nerd" socially, but still refers to his/her self as such

2. a higher social ranking then that of gnerd
Bob-"Dude, u cant call urself a nerd!"
Bill-"But im a total h-nerd and u know it"
by cryhavic May 13, 2008
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nerd goffles

sexy hipster glasses, commonly worn by attractive australian females.
OMG! her nerd goffles are so sexy!
by goffle wearer September 11, 2011
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