New Mexkittens

Pussy ass New Mexicans !

I just met some people from New Mexico and they were totally New Mexkittens

by Jkooking June 9, 2018

New Zealand

A Twitter Phannie (Dan and Phil fan), @moonrisedjh , posted a tweet with the caption “dan: im gay

phannies, ex phannies and random people:” referencing dan’s coming out video. Instead of attaching the right picture, she accidentally added a picture of New Zealand. Now people use it as a reaction picture.

“When you realise Dan and Phil shit in the same toilet so their asses have kissed picture of New Zealand

by phannieeeeeee July 2, 2019

dirt news

Any kind of journalism that involves scare tactics to convince the public that a certain event is occurring including violence, racism, and other crimes.

The new racial divide in America is caused by dirt news

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 18, 2019

+ New Word

Go add new words I need something to pass by class with.

I pressed the + New Word button.

by ugglet October 8, 2019

News Handjob

Reading news for the sole purpose of confirming your own beliefs.

Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job

by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017

new kitty

A sweet cat who is loyal and your number one companion! Normally a brown tabby female

She named her new cat New Kitty, and she’s a darling!

by Kitty_Cat_Lover December 20, 2017

news raped

When you avoid new. Then you go out for the evening or to a friends house, the news is on and you are exposed.

I went to the sports bar. After the game the put the news on and I was news raped. I could not sleep all night.

by SlaveDeb January 14, 2018