Max the dash

Going as fast as possible in your ride

"Last night when I was driving drunk home from the rave I decided to max the dash in my outback Subaru."

by Phifester February 20, 2009

Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)

mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?

by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023

Max

Max is someone who is shaped like a whale, who is gay, and likes to suck his own dick because he knows no one else will give it to him.

Omg did you see Max's sex tape with himself

by idekwhoiamanymore February 11, 2019

Zeman maxing

When you are very strong in the gym and use this an excuse for your high body fat %

Stop Zeman maxing I don’t care if you bench 365 you are 47% body fat

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

Max

Max is the best person on Earth. If you think about perfection than think about Max. He is the Worlds prettiest person. And the best in every sport. It is just a god!!!

Max is the as God. Everyone wants a friend named Max

by Bram Lessc November 21, 2021

Max

A great guy who can eat a lot of Taco Bell. His Beamer probably has an oil leak, but that doesn't stop him from trying his best.

"Max's piss smells like Baja blast"
"Yeah that guys big as shit"

by XX GANGGANGKILLAZ5L XX April 30, 2025

Turd maxxing

When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.

Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.

by gangster definitons March 19, 2024