Zest-Maxxing

The process of riding the fine line between homosexuality and straightness in order to mass appeal to women. Commonly used by incels to get closer to woman.

"Hey Michael! Did you get any pussy last night?" "Nah bro, but I've been Zest-Maxxing with these new earrings. These bitches will be all over me!"

by ZincMaxxer April 14, 2024

anita max wynn

what drake like to say with his fruity ass

person 1: Hey drake! whats up?
drake: ANITA MAX WYNN
person 1: what the fuck.

by scrimreaper59 January 19, 2024

Max

A rapey little midget who’s always trying to prove himself to make up for his tiny penis and height. Girls run when they see him.

Max: what’s up ladies
Girls: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE RAPIST
Max: Ooooo yeah talking dirty to me baby

by Max whiteman November 23, 2021

Max rosen

A person named max rosen is obsessed with doing laundry. It is his pride and passion. Everyday we wakes up and thinks about doing laundry. If you get in his way when he needs to do a load he gets ANGRYYY. Don’t be scared though he is very efficient when it comes to the process he is in and out in no time. Is that because he sits and waits or because he only washed 5 things at a time? He is a good dude who loves laundry, he has a badass sidekick named Zachary who has his back whenever he needs him. He loves laundry as well however he is a big mean man when you spend too much time in the dryer. Be careful of max and Zach next laundry day.

Max Rosen and Zach are the greatest laundry duo ever

by Jeddb December 5, 2024

Max

imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say

Michael: dude have you heard about max?

Becky: haven't why?

Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him

Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip

by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021

Pepsi Max

-The absolute maximum
Slang
When you reach the limit

"I have one week of holidays, PEPSI MAX"
"I need to pay rent by friday, PEPSI MAX"
"I will be ready by 1pm, PEPSI MAX"

by iwastemylifeonyoutubelitteraly April 14, 2023

Max

A common term for sex used in New Zealand

Wanna have some Max later on tonight

by JoshtheBoshWithaMackintosh January 25, 2023