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lemon whore

A whore who tends to steal lemons from a lemontree in a couple's backyard. They strike when you talk about your lemon tree. When the female of said couple leaves, the lemon whore makes her move and attempts to begin intercourse.
"That lemon whore is stealing our lemons!"
by you_frickin_fricks March 19, 2020
mugGet the lemon whoremug.

Lemon Cooter

Almost burned a hole through those undies with that lemon cooter.
by playplayplay April 19, 2024
mugGet the Lemon Cootermug.

I lemon you.

"I lemon you." means “I am jealous of you” or “I hate you”. It’s commonly used between close friends. The origin of this phrase is uncertain, but it may have something to do with the feeling you get after eating a lemon, which makes you uneasy, unhappy, or a little bit angry.
-My sugar daddy just bought me a fancy car.
- I lemon you.
by Double-Clips May 9, 2020
mugGet the I lemon you.mug.

lemon

by Astolfo2 June 16, 2021
mugGet the lemonmug.

Smashing Lemons

Making boomer stock manipulation firms lose millions as they get crushed by the MOASS.
These GME leaps are going to be smashing lemons until there’s not a single drop of Andrew juice Left.
by of_tism January 19, 2021
mugGet the Smashing Lemonsmug.

Lemon sex

When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon
I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”
by LemonSex March 17, 2023
mugGet the Lemon sexmug.

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