knuckled the loaf

royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake

origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf

common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf

1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.

by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025

Foot Knuckling

The act of stimulating the clitoris by curling one’s foot and vigorously rubbing ones foot knuckle back and forth in a sawing motion.

Will walks in on Kraig and Felicity in bed together , and Kraig is violently rubbing his foot on her pussy.
Will: What the fuck are you doing to her ?
Kraig: I'm foot knuckling her! I'm getting her inflamed!
Will: Dude, just fuck her already...
Felicity: He won't fuck me until I officially go out with him.
Will facepalms, and pukes a little in his mouth.

by Laleche Destroyer December 15, 2025

Couple Knuckle

Fisting

I want to give you a couple knuckle

by anonymous December 15, 2025

Timmy tough knuckles

An adjective (or noun if used as a title) to describe someone who is doing something cool and exciting.

“Wow! That backflip Lindsey did was so Timmy tough knuckles”

by PaleHungryBathtub January 1, 2026

Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Dick Knuckle

Someone who thinks they are nonchalant and thinks that they are humorous and have W rizz, but in reality they're just a loser.

Girl: That girl over there thinks she's so nonchalant, but she's such a dick knuckle.

by yustank February 5, 2025

Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025