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Team Mill Job

An act of sexual masochism in which an individual achieves sexual gratification by being tied down and 'milled' by a group of 3 or more sexual sadists. Team mill jobs are illegal in 48 US states, due in large part to a rise in death rates from asphyxiation and rectal trauma. deaths,

A typical Team Mill Job begins when the subject is secured (usually to a table or workbench) and the 'Millwrights' simulate the act or process of grinding, cutting, pressing, or crushing in a mill, and ends when the 'Foreman' gives his sign of work completion. Usually by ejaculating onto or into the face of the subject, but varies depending on the foreman.

The price of Team Mill Job varies widely by location, economic climate and number of millwrights, but usually starts at around $500US.
Soliciting a Team mill job:

"Do you have a mill?"
"Yes"
"How big is your team?"
"How big is the job?"
"At least four or five man hours"
"I charge 250 bucks a man-hour"
"Is your work shop open?"
by Pondo Sinatra December 1, 2011
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dropping a SEAL team

Your 240 gunner's behind that tree dropping a SEAL team!
by Megaloman March 5, 2009
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Team Soul Pole

1.) A group of guys and girls who enjoy partying and laying down soul pole when they have to.
Yeah Matt and the rest of Team soul pole had a crazy ass party last night man!
by *G* June 4, 2006
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mexican hockey team

n. body of persons clustering in small groups ranging from five to six individuals for the purpose of consumerism, esp. Walmart.
As I approached the store front I passed a mexican hockey team carrying bags of their recently purchased goods.
by scabbrain April 3, 2010
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tag team fuck

when a girl gives a guy head while another guy is eating her out
charlie and alston are going to tag team fuck her
by kiiiaggge June 24, 2008
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supreme team family

A clique originated in Long Beach. Now all over Carson, Cerritos, & Belflower. Fulled with Filipinos, Cambodians, Vietnamese, Korean, Hispanic , etc. It all started in late 08' now still running good through 09' almost to 2010. They are known as "57"
by Eastside Long Beach November 26, 2009
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cheapest team in the world

The San Antonio Spurs of the NBA.

No other team of players in any sport has been assembled in the history of mankind that approaches the cheapness factor of the San Antonio Spurs.
Hey Ed, did you see the cheapest team in the world last night? They beat the New Orleans Hornets after getting 15 straight ref calls in their favor.

The cheapest team in the world consists of "grab your balls" Bruce Bowen, cheap shot Rob Horry, "little French fucker" Tony Parker - the shittiest rapper in the world, Tim "I should be punched in the face every time I hit one off glass" Duncan, Manu "I just flail my arms and foul every person with the ball on defense but never get called for it" Ginobli, and a bunch of other notable cheap bastards that should be all hit with bats for being so cheap.
by P-Rog May 9, 2008
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