fat santa

attention seeking chubby child that mistakes CM's for inches, has serious issues with the truth and anyone dressed as Father Christmas, due to an unfortunate Jimmy Saville esq incident with Santa as a child

Fat santas are so boooring

by Baedit February 4, 2016

Fat Smoke

When you got some good weed or alot of weed, youre gunna have a Fat smoke.

Me: Ay, my Nan gave me £40!
Tom: We gunna have a Fat smoke!
Me: Fo sho!

by Taska Babee February 18, 2009

fat potentiality

When a girl is not fat, and at this point in time she's usually do-able, if not hot, but you know deep down that at some point in her life, she's gonna be fat. It's just inevitable.

Dude 1: Hey man, you still dating that chick Lisa?

Dude 2: Yeah, I really like her, but I don't know about long term. I mean, she totally has fat potentiality.

by SammyMFB October 17, 2007

fat blanchard

A situation in which someone finds themself trapped on the toilet next to an empty toilet paper roll.

"Honey, I seem to be experiencing a fat blanchard, could you bring me some toilet paper?"

by Dual K October 23, 2006

Fat Nuggets

The little piece of fat all girls have between the armpit and side boob.Best seen when wearing tight tank tops.

Ashlyn: Ugh i hate my fat nuggets they are so ugly!
Rachel:No they aren't! Everyone has them.

by DameEllenTerry February 2, 2017

fat ass

being fat.

Quirky's a fat ass and he dogs the boys

by 5tavz December 14, 2017

Fat Chested

When a female has boobs, not because there full and developed, but because she is fat.

Frank- My girlfriend has big boobs!

Mike- No she doesn't! They would be small, she's just Fat Chested!

Frank- ...

by Steve Traindriver August 12, 2010