5 Foot Fanny

Typically a Jason McKenzie or Trent McMahon type character. Often found pussy footing around the sesh cause they’re “whipped”

A Jason McKenzie A.K.A a 5 Foot Fanny was found tied to the bed being repeatedly whipped by his misses while Trent McMahon proceeds to keep the tiles clean and look after the kids at the mercy of the one they name “Jess”.

by Jason’s Dad December 5, 2020

Hook the Fanny

Hanging up your Fanny pack after a long day of being a fuck boy.

Bro 1: “bro I’ve been at a rave all night, where can I ‘hook the Fanny’?”

by 69andfeelingfine March 20, 2021

Pulling a Fanni

Lying about getting dicked down by a married person.

Old girls husband caught her "pulling a Fanni". Her cell phone was full of nudies and dirty talk.

by GaryTHATGary February 25, 2024

Fishy Fat fanny freya fartley

A girl from maghull with a fishy fanny who is nose blind

Omg fishy fat fanny freya fartley has so just walked in here. The stink of sardines and tuna has just reeked my nostrils out

by Yorke November 25, 2025

100 rotten fannies

An absolute horrific smell. So bad it peels the cheese off ya knob

Jesus that stinks, Johnson. It's worse than 100 rotten fannies!

by MassiveChicken84 December 2, 2025