the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024

Scrubs Ending

A point at the end of a show where all the issues throughout the episode are resolved in a short montage. Usually through a voiceover from the main character of the show.

Guy 1: Did you see the ending of How I Met Your Mother last night?
Guy 2: Yeah there were so many things that were wrapped up
Guy 1: What a scrubs ending....

by yellowumbrella1 June 11, 2011

High ending

Usually a long ending feeding out or just diminishing on a high frequency usually by first violins

The high ending is one of my favorite types of endings because it makes the music sound peaceful

by Fruit Hunter August 16, 2023

Black On Both Ends

Someone who is well endowed, both in the pants and in personality. Usually the life of the party, confident but not overly cocky. Easily the coolest person in the room.

"I got to talk to Hansel at the party last night, I think I'm in love! He is so interesting, and great in bed."
"You and everyone else Britney, he's black on both ends!"

by 6tee9er August 7, 2022

portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

A long way to call a pistol.

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.

by but for April 23, 2021

End of 2020

On the 365th day, on the 24th hour, the 59th minute, and the 59th second of 2020, as the clock strikes twelve, a gamma ray burst from a near by super nova will make a lucky strike, perfectly searing earth, killing everyone instantly.

The ball is dropping and all you can hear are shouts and chears. Anticipation fills the streets of Times Square. TEN! All eyes on One Times Square. NINE! The chearing amplifies EIGHT! All observers now synchronously counting to one SEVEN! The shouting continues... SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! Everyone unanimously wanting the End of 2020! TWO! Impending doom! ONE! Boom. The last thing you see is a instant flash of red light... Then silence... The whole world immediately, filled with peace and tranquility. Thats how 2020 will end.

by Fatticket December 5, 2020

I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023