Red Dragon

You cum in a girl's face, then give her a bloody nose.

That bitch bitched at me when I have her a Red Dragon. She needed a nose job, anyways.

by StONY January 25, 2004

bearded-dragon

A cock that has lots of hair on its underside right below the tip.

Jack: Did you hear about Max?

Alex: No, what happened?

Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!

Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...

by BeachBoi July 13, 2010

Dragon dick

A dick that that is generally good enough to attract women yet. Sadly the stinging when he pees means women arent the only thing its attracted. He has an std...

Her:i think i gave you dragon dick ... you might wanna get tested

Him:what...
Her:i had an std and we had sex go get tested

Him: whats your name again?! I got the test. And thanks for the std. You should of told me before we did this ...
Her:well i didnt know sorry dude but hope your dragon dick gets better!

by Boujeemermaid100 March 3, 2017

dragon-claw

when to go for fisting the ass open your hand in the anus to resemble a dragon claw and twist or spin your hand around in the anus then drag out the shit.

I love doing the dragon-claw to daniella.

by Jarvis February 5, 2004

Dragon Shirt

A person that wears a Shirt with a Dragon on it!

A person that wears a shirt with a dragon on it and is in a group with all other people that wear a shirt with a dragon on it. There for they are Referred to as Dragon shirts.

by Shawna Patterson May 12, 2006

Dungeons and Dragons

The thing that has help the Catholic Church keep from having sex for 30 years

Dungeons and Dragons is so awesome though i wish i felt the nice touch of a woman

by Jesus and his Disciples April 23, 2006

Angry Dragon

A very specific situation where you are fucking Tony Danza in the mouth, choking him. When you blow your load (and win), you yell, "I'm the boss, BITCH!" and he's so choked up (and non-responsive) that jizz shoots from his nose like dragon smoke.

Sunday night, I mouth raped Tony Danza and he spewed like an angry dragon!

by Hot Sticks November 7, 2006