king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

by kernvir March 25, 2019

Wang dong

Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage someone’s device while they’re using it while yelling WANG DONG

*Whacks random keys on someone’s keyboard* “WANG DONG!!”

by AvzWasTaken November 04, 2022

Wang dong

Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage or wreck what someone is doing in their device while yelling wang dong.

*Wacks random keys on someone’s keyboard* “WANG DONG”

by AvzWasTaken November 04, 2022

Dong Flop

After sex when the dong is between flaccid and hard, still wet with vaginal secretions, the dong is slung across the female's face, making a "flop" sound.

I dong flopped Veronica right under her nose so she could smell it all day!

by AlienShoe July 11, 2018

Phat dong

Used as explanative. Wow this is “phat dong.” Could also be translated as a thick penis.

That new report is Phat Dong!

by Normadin March 20, 2019

Gong Dong

When you use your penis as a mallet and hit a gong to make a makeshift vibrator using the vibrations of the gong.

“Man, broke my emergency vibrator.”
Bruh, gong dong

by Hampture April 19, 2021

dong slider

A women who simply tends to slide upon dongs.

Jenna: God, Ben looks so good over there, I just wanna smash.
Brenda: Jesus Jenna, you're such a dong slider.

by 4kaDay September 09, 2017