by markwasowzki May 9, 2019
Get the National grab your boyfriends dick daymug. doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
Get the Long Distance Boyfriend Taxmug. The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.
by LadyA314 December 20, 2023
Get the Invisible Boyfriendmug. A boy who can make you feel special. A person who makes you feel like the only one who exists.
Someone who isn't rude(it's not true if he is abusive/rude) Someone who makes you feel like your awesome a person who is loving and caring. Wait why are you searching this up is it to find out if he's right.
Someone who isn't rude(it's not true if he is abusive/rude) Someone who makes you feel like your awesome a person who is loving and caring. Wait why are you searching this up is it to find out if he's right.
My "Boyfriend" is caring.
by uhweirdo October 16, 2020
Get the Boyfriendmug. On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.
Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me
pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.
Person two: of course my beloved.
Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.
pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.
Person two: of course my beloved.
Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.
by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025
Get the International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures daymug. When she finally responds to you for 5-10 min and then is too busy to chat for the next hour or two.
by Damishi October 19, 2019
Get the Bathroom boyfriendmug. A rarely mentioned term that refers to a character from the rhythm game Friday Night Funkin's protagonist, known as Boyfriend, which is obviously a boyfriend of a girl who's trying to win her Dad's affection to date with his daughter simply refered to as Girlfriend, or The Girlfriend.
Game Devs: He's The Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin'
Everyone: His name's Keith!
The Pico: Thank you all for choosing death
Everyone: His name's Keith!
The Pico: Thank you all for choosing death
by ClocTok October 22, 2022
Get the The Boyfriendmug.