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Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension
by Shroompuff March 26, 2020
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blast-mode

Altered Boost of Confidencedriven by adrenaline determined to accomplish without letting anything get in your way. Forced success and Goal oriented with expectations of victory and passing people up. Taking first place. The role play of having superpowers often drug induced or a sudden release of dopamine
Our band gets in blast-mode when were jamming out live music
by Blast-mode August 24, 2016
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Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.
"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
by GMP89 July 1, 2014
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Blast posing

When a man ejaculates onto a posing women with such force that it is comparable to a blast.
Last night my girlfriend and I were caught blast posing.
by Justapseudonym May 13, 2014
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Blast

1. Similar to wicked, or lit.
2. Means to suck, or lame
1. I have a girlfriend. “That’s blast”
2. I can’t come to the party, “That’s blast” or “blast”
by Y/NonBlast October 11, 2019
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blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”
I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.
by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020
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Ghetto blast

A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.
Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!

Guy 2: man you nasty.

Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!
by Finkykuck November 21, 2016
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