double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.

B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"

by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009

Baja Booty Blast

The toe curling shit after consuming both Taco Bell and the Taco Baja Blast

“Carls been in the bathroom for a while?”
“Oh yeah he got Baja Booty Blasted

by Nathussy October 28, 2023

Arc blast

When someone says something, but someone else has a counter to what had been said. Generally followed by obnoxious trap horn.

Logan: man that chick is so hot lookin'!
Me: Naw bruh, your mom is hot lookin'! (trap horn)
Logan: damn, just arc blast me bruh

by spodykody August 14, 2018

God blast you

1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.

You are making me cry because of your backstory. May God blast you.

by ‌  July 3, 2024

Baja blast

Osama bin ladens finisher move

Osama bin laden use Baja blast

by Sir loner boner January 7, 2022

Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.

Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension

by Shroompuff March 26, 2020

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014