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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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Adv. Beans

Around 22 bored students sitting in a zoom call chatting about beans
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by Mr. Bean Man October 1, 2020
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Adv. Beans

A class of Around 22 bored students in a zoom call chatting about beans
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by Mr. Bean Man October 1, 2020
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The day is June 16th, beat them up.
Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.
by Anon122843 June 15, 2023
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