August

Month

August is next month

by INTHESLEEZY January 5, 2021

August Hutfles

The GREATEST Radiology Student there ever was.

Did you see August Hutfles lift that patient with only is fifth digit?! That man is going places.

by rayhay33 July 26, 2022

August 18th

August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day

Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number

by LARSISCOOLYT August 18, 2024

August 12th

August 12th is national vodka day.

Person 1: “it’s august 12th”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”

Person 2: “Yassss”

by feetlover28447483927 July 29, 2022

august 7th

august 7th is jordan's birthday <3

"jordan's birthday is august 7th"

by L0veg0r3 August 4, 2021

2. August

National smash a glass day.

You can smash the glass anywhere. Even ur teachers face, or your bestfriends face. You get extra points if you do it on your siblings face.

"AY FRED COME HERE!" *Smashes a glass on his face* +2point "YOU FUCKIN BITCH!" *smashes a glass in his face too* +4points 2. August

by The real Vikstar123 October 13, 2022

August 28th

International Kinkshame a Furry Day

"Oh, today's August 28th? Time to kinkshame a furry!"

by ryanlovesfur November 28, 2021