Be home in a min

When someone says "be home in a min" and it ends up being over an hour later when they get home

Husband "be home in a min"
Wife "heard that before"

..... An hour and a half later, calls husband...

Wife "where are you?"

Husband "oh I'll be home in a min, just finishing my beer"

by Abcddcba April 8, 2015

Home germs

The germs in your home, the ones you are well acquainted with.

Get your hands off your mouth you'll spread the Corona! Nah I won't these are my home germs I'm using.

by Chaosoftime10 March 18, 2020

Home

A place where you can shit however long you want.

Shit, I need to go home.
Home, I need to go shitting.

by HomeShittyHome April 2, 2022

Home wrecker

Yegor

Yegor is a home wrecker.

by Mila_11-11 May 24, 2023

homes

short for homie

You look great today!

Thank you, homes!

by serafina1212 May 22, 2021

Headless-Home

A house hold that doesn’t include sexual acts involving the oral area.

“I lived in a headless-home for 16 years.”

by blakelywithaB March 31, 2022

home renovator

Someone who enters a relationship to strengthen it

I'm a home renovator not a home wrecker

by steven far November 16, 2022