American salamander

When a male sticks his penis in a female before his penis is ready for sex

He stuck it in like an american salamander

by Urbanstreets653 July 31, 2016

american humor

If you don`t understand it,
ridicule it!

American humor could be as follows:

"Haha! Look at those japs carrying that big, pink penis around in the streets! What retards! Who would do anything as stupid as that?"

by Quakeulf January 24, 2006

American Football

One of the most physically and mentally demanding sports in the world. To all the europeans that think its a sport for fat people to run in to each other you're wrong. Fat people that play football usually suck. It takes way more skill than soccer (I've played both). Try going up against a 240 lb linebacker thats yelling stuff to you about your mom than runs at you with a full out sprint and hits you so hard all you see is black for a few seconds than says something about how he lit your ass up while you're laying on the ground. You need way more leg strength than any other sport. The low man wins and by doing this you have to get REALLY low than on top of that you have to push guys that weigh around 200 lbs that are pushing back at you. Also if you say pads are for wimps they really don't do that much. All they do is make opponents hit you harder. On top of your own weight you have to carry you now have to carry another 30 lbs on your back while sprinting down the field.

European that thinks football is gay: American Football is gay.

American Football player: No you're just a pussy.

European that thinks football is gay: Yeah you're right.

by bowdown May 25, 2008

American Dream

see doublewide

The American Dream: work hard, save your money, move up to a doublewide.

by mandingoe June 15, 2004

FILIPINO-AMERICAN

1.Most(not all!) filipino-americans have colonial mentality/ inferiority complex, think they're much better than FOB Filipinos/Filipinos back in the Philippines and make fun of them whenever they have the chance and disown their culture and heritage with a passion. Their are exceptions i.e. me and other Filipinos who defy the typical Fil-Am way of thinking.
(UKININAYO AMIN/ PUTANGINAYO you punk ass motherfuckers!!!!!!!!Step up and rep your Pinoy roots you fucking beezies!!!!!!!!!You fucking dumbfucks all making fun of your parent's accents, dumbshit they could have fuckin aborted your worthless bitchass,you ever thought of that?Then you motherfuckers wouldn't be making fun of your parent's accents would you? FUCKING DUMBSHITS!!!!!!!)

I don't consider myself a Filipino-American even if I was born in the U.S. Nah, I'm Filipino, just Filipino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REPPIN THE P.I. TILL I DIE BEEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!

UKINAM/PUTANGINAYO TO ALL THOSE HATIN ON THIS DEFINITION!!!!!!!! IF YOU HATIN, YOU A FIL-AM YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

by REPPIN THE P.I. TILL I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 29, 2008

american victories

It's funny, brian, you talk about neville Chamberlains' idea of appeasement, yet you neglect the practical "attack me" sign the us put on its' back after the japanese nerve testing excercises such as on the panay.

moot, woot, boot

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

American Idiot

This phrase was coined and publicized by the once cool punk band Green Day. Though it is often thought of as the "all-american" republican, it was really given a new meaning by all the followers of the song. Now, the term is more fitting to those who think that Green Day stuck up to "the man" when recording this CD, although they became extremely commercialized, and ultimately conformed to the capatalist society they were singing against. If you don't realize this, and you love the album, you're an american idiot.

So the other day, these hella conservative rednecks came up to my car and wanted to tell me how bringing a republican back into presidency would help us find jesus, so I just cranked up my American Idiot CD in their face and sped off.

Dude, YOU are the American Idiot

by SeaGirl October 18, 2008