pre-box

A shortening of the "flat-rate box", the pre-sized boxes produced for priority and express mail delivery by the U.S.P.S.

Bill: Do priority boxes come in pre-boxes?
Bre: You mean flat-rate boxes?
Bill: Yes, obviously

by gabacho May 13, 2008

box trolls

the worst thing ever.

box trolls is the worst thing to ever exist.

by kimyktv March 13, 2021

bright box

A perfect vagina

That girl must have been a virgin, she had a bright box

by TheIntelligencia February 17, 2015

Box Biff

A box biff is a joint that’s made from the crumbs in the bottom of the joint box on cleaning day.

My joint box is a proper mess, time to make a box biff.

by Liezah March 28, 2020

Check-in-the-Box

A "check-in-the-box" and is an action or mandate that a group or authority takes when it doesn't want to be liable for something, so they put on an act that everyone secretly knows is functionally meaningless but has enough good intention so that criticism is often viciously attacked. In the end, if a worst-case scenario presents itself, the group or authority in question can claim they took all the possible precautions they had at their disposal and are not liable for damages while exclaiming how sorry they are things didn't happen as they would have liked. This usually leads to calls for more feel-good protocols and additional checks-in-the-box actions, and if the group or authorities' performance is good enough can even lead to the group or authority being lauded for their benevolence, all the while the people forgetting it was the original check-in-the-box that might have caused the crisis.

Person A: Do you think installing a sign warning people that there is no lifeguard on duty will help prevent drowning?
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.

by LaughingGhost February 23, 2021

boxed water

Water that is in a box made by the company boxed water is better. On two sides of the box it says boxed water is better with a raindrop at the end and one side it says hello written in cursive letters. On the final side it has facts about the company and the boxed water itself.

This boxed water is better than any water I've ever tasted

by Gen no phone February 3, 2017

Box Buffer

A person who specializes in clitoris finger play while servicing a vagina.

“Alex doesn’t last longer than 3 minutes, but he’s a mean Box Buffer!”

by AdMan Jones December 22, 2020