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I’ll window you

if you dont shutup i’ll window you
by bigmanlacey June 21, 2021
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New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
mugGet the New Jersey Window Washermug.

window

a thing were when If you see ur crush you could stare at him/her for as long as you want because you have a crush on him/her.
dang I love this window for this reason!
by Tyckle24 January 22, 2020
mugGet the windowmug.

Windows Xp

A version of windows now commonly known as the reason people don't wont to buy a Titan Xp graphics card. The reason this is true is because Windows Xp is just another piece of shit operating system "hem hem windows 7 hem hem" Sorry about that i have anti windows itus.
Journal

Aug, 1, 2017

I just built a brand new computer when my friend asked me what operating system it had I said windows Xp. Then he shot my balls off stole the computer and put Linux on it. "sob sob"
by Geek_Squad_999 August 1, 2017
mugGet the Windows Xpmug.

a window

someone who had a significant other die and they were not yet married (like a widow)
"Yeah, I became a window at a young age when my boyfriend fell off a cliff..."
by panhandletherich July 20, 2020
mugGet the a windowmug.

Windows

by UpOnTheFlipside23 May 13, 2022
mugGet the Windowsmug.

window licking arsehole

Meaning inbred retard who has a rine stone covered dream chatcher hanging from his cock as his girlfriend is piff but he looks like a monkeys cunt
Guy 1: have you heard of lance stroll

Guy 2: aye that window licking arsehole
by SickCuntPeter June 27, 2023
mugGet the window licking arseholemug.

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