N equals 1

A criticism of the use of a single anecdote to represent a large group of people, events, etc.

Steve: I watched a guy run 100 m in less than 10 seconds, surely loads of people can do that.
Bob: That was Usain Bolt. N equals 1 bro.

by ThisGuy32764 April 24, 2021

wirkin n jirkin

"wirkin n jirkin" when a wanker's had a dull day doing nothing but goin to work and going home.
wnj w n J working and jerking} {w&j

-u look tired wahcha bin upto?
-o nuthin' just wirkin n jirkin.

by nigel the fairy March 7, 2005

wack 'n nap

A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.

Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.

by mducrane April 27, 2012

Rag-n'-tag

To violently fuck a girl without having any interest in her afterwards, instead just adding her to your 'tag-list'.

"So are you gonna date Beth or what?"
"Nah just gonna rag-n'-tag her"
"Yeah mate rate it"

by William 'McBilliam' Francis June 13, 2016

Cocks n' Balls

For a man or woman to be so embroiled in the sexual act that they effectively lose all orientation and instead visually experience all things as a prolonged flurry of phallus and testes.

That little hook-up with Melina last was full-on cocks n' balls.

by Franky Gustavson December 18, 2007

fuck-n-slap

When you're giving it to your girl and she's moaning loud but you dont want the landlords to be woken up, you slap her and she shuts up.

Tara and I were fuckin hard last night, someone pounded on the wall, so I gave her the ole fuck-n-slap! she shut up!

by chadzinga March 12, 2014

Whackin n Pickles

When a midget prostitute goes to the store and buys a large jar of pickles; makes a bikini out of the pickle skin, and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a hippo.

In order to win her men over, sequoia performs the whackin n pickles routine; fortunately it has never failed.

by Skydivin Paraplegic August 4, 2009