Alva Academy

A really bad school with teachers who are utterly useless beyond imagination.

"This computing teacher is awful!"
"Yeah, she must be from Alva Academy!"

by thecatdoesnotgooof May 2, 2022

Carlton Yute academy

Carlton Yute academy, often referred to as CYA, is basically hogwarts but for young trappers. Students there will partake in such courses as ‘ making opp boy do ten toes’, ‘ lingo’, ‘ running the streets’, and many more ‘cheeky’ activities. CYA often partakes in school trips visiting notorious venues such as Stokesley Trap house, Carlton cotton picking factory and St Augustines Anglican Church.

My current education is in the hands of Carlton Yute Academy.

by Sufian’s bf June 23, 2021

south colchester academy

living hell plus miller is the biggest fag i know his goofy ass walks down the halls like he owns the goddamned school but hes only a vice principle

South colchester academy is too gay 4 ur mom

by mypeck3erisosmall not evengodc January 13, 2018

The dean academy

The dean academy is a horrible place where monkey man lives and eats children for dinner

“Oh look it’s the dean academy

monkey mans house”

by I’m a weirdo March 6, 2021

bedford academy

a school that you dont want to go to fems be giving neck in the family locker room

oh naaaa if she go to bedford academy she a treeshhhh

by Badbitchlili September 9, 2021

Mountainville Academy

It actually sucks. You might as well be kept hostage by the Taliban. Some days you can see Satan himself in the halls.

That school mountainville academy is ass

by Bug Ounce March 2, 2020

Paddington Academy

A prison like building that may deceive you via its building and open day, however by signing the contract you have earnt yourself a seven year sentence in an NPC producing factory. Beware of silent transitions and teachers waiting to give you an hour for not saying good morning back. You may also be exposed to revealing your socks due to an unprecedented sock check. Note. Must be navy or black or you get an hour. Some teachers start off good but due to their training they are evolved into another non playable character whose reason for living is purely sentencing you to confinement in a room after school, where you pretend to do work. This is not to mention the exams they make you do RIGHT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS?! And the endless pile of homework you have to do for teachers that don't even take time out of their day to mark it.

polly: Come to paddington academy, its great!
jamal adbulaziz abdulrahman the second: no thanks, ive heard its part of the matrix

by Im telling the truth LLLLLL January 11, 2023