shroeder bro

A term for a roided up meathead that is always looking to fight and hangs out with many just like him.

I was trying to have a good time at the bar last night, but all these shroeder bros were taking shots, screaming and being hard with everyone and they kept mean muggin me every time I would walk past them.

by Letties August 1, 2014

bro-bailer

Someone who routinely bails on a bro, especially when he makes plans to hang out. He will often bail to hang with his mom, or wifey

Example 1:
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.

Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.

by Svco November 3, 2014

bro poke

When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub

Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?

Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke

by turtledong January 16, 2015

Bro-dip

Any woman who has been with more than 2 male members of the same social group. (Because being with 2 happens sometimes under respectful circumstances). The more bros she fucks the more bro-dippish she becomes.

You hear that Sara Hart sucked off seven guys last weekend? Yeah she totally set the record for bro-dip

by BeauxZough December 9, 2013

Bro, record this

A phrase spoken (usually by a young male) before doing or attempting something so exceedingly stupid, that it has to be recorded in the event that the person attempting it gets seriously injured/death occurs

"Bro, record this"
*Proceeds to jump off a building into a kiddie pool

by huiopdjrt6 January 23, 2015

The Revolution of Bro

The most significant revolution, followed by the American Revolution and the French Revolution.

"bro can you remember those times before the Revolution of Bro"
"bro those were the dark ages"
"bro"
"bro"

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015

thot bro

Your nigga that gets all the ratchet ass,ugly hoes but tries to make you feel like you have no bitches

Terry is such a thot bro. He thinks because he eat all that fishy coochie, that he can tell me my pull game weak.

by Thatfunnynigga May 26, 2015