fuck a duck

get a life or get a grip on reality.

I told you not to fill my presciption and you filled it any way. I'm sorry ma'am. It's the fact you filled it when I specifically told you not too. Ma'am why don't you go fuck a duck?

by Fidel Castro March 09, 2004

mighty-ducks

-Lucky animals
-Nothing but fluke

-You are pulling a mighty-duck!!!

by xg3 June 03, 2003

gutter duck

a little nappy ass greasy baby nigger

Look at that nappy headed gutter duck. Daddy's probably in the pen and momma is a hardcore hood rat

by yeeeah son May 02, 2008

fuck a duck

song to the tone of row row row a boat.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
bang bang an orangutan,
you can do it too.

by Tameron December 30, 2007

step on a duck

A really loud, smelly fart that almost sounds like a quack.

WHOA...who stepped on a duck?! It fuckin' stinks in here!

by staccato brainstem February 13, 2005

mud duck

A mud duck is a slutty chick that "flys from pond to pond" sleeping with dudes until one or more of them has had a piece and are done with her. Then she flys to the next pond and does the same thing. (The pond being a clique of guys that all hang with each other)

Who's the new chick hangin all over Ryan?
That's Stacy, she's the new mud duck.

by Junkins September 12, 2006

duck out

falling asleep; nodding off. when you duck out your head droops and you start falling asleep. you might fall asleep, or you might wake back up suddenly and jerk your head back up because you realize you are falling asleep.
you very well may do this when you are loaded.

"hahah look at ronnie. he did so many of those xanax that hes ducking out on ms. chris's couch"

duck out

by sd.nlnl January 17, 2010