Straight Month

doesn't exist

guy1: hey have you heard of straight month?
normal guy: nope, never heard of it

by imsegzy November 22, 2021

Super Straight

A person with a small penis.

Person 1: Hey, what's your penis size?
Person 2: I'm super straight.
Person 3: Oh damn, is it really that small..?

by megafaggotultragay103123 March 9, 2021

Straight goofin

(Verb)They were doing some wack shit during sex. Most of the time this is used when straight people are describing homosexuals .

Jac and Deac were straight goofin last night.

by Crackers and cheese October 12, 2018

Super Straight

Some idiot who onlys likes the opposite gender and not trans people

person 1: Hey whats your sexuality?

person 2: Super straight.

person 1: Whats that?

person 2: means i only like the opposite gender but not trans people

person 1: *backs away*

by ok so uh March 8, 2021

super straight

it’s literally transphobia, it’s mocking the lgbtqia+ community, especially trans people, you’re a fucking idiot if you’re super straight

„hey, whats your sexuality?“
„i‘m super straight bro“
*blocked*

by agbodt March 23, 2021

super-straight

A person, who excuses being transphobic
with making a sexuality.
Grow up, you’re super-weird

Person 1: I only date cis-people
Person 2: That’s transphobic
Person 1: No, I am super-straight
Person 2: No, you’re weird and transphobic

by w3d0ntex1st March 7, 2021

Super Straight

When your masculinity is so fragile that wiping your ass makes you feel gay.

Also when your so in the closet that you feel the need to add SUPER to get your point across.

Someone in the closet: "IM SUPER STRAIGHT!!"

Everyone: "okay we get it. You need a little bit more time to figure out your sexuality buddy it's okay."

by PrinceOfCatzz March 10, 2021