salty

An unoriginal term every twelve year old uses nowadays because they think they're the top shit and they have nothing better to say.

Jim was killed by Dan
Jim: Wow you're so bad!!
Dan: lol salty lmao amirite????

by RIPPER0NI December 20, 2017

salty fin

When a man sprinkles a pinch of sea salt on the tip of his penis and penetrates the vagina with incredible force.

"Oh bro I'm gonna salty fin this lil ho"

by dickalmondtits February 2, 2016

salty waterfall

A Salty Waterfall is a waterfall in which a female uses her vaginal cavity to suck up seawater, and then regurgitate it into a man's mouth while eating her out.

"Hey man, that girl you're talkin' to right now? Yeah, she gave me a salty waterfall at that party last week!"

by #1 Education Place February 25, 2020

Salty

Often used in the game "League of Legends" to describe a player that is aggitated with someone/ the game.

Wow Omer you're so salty chill man, it's only a game

by WeebZo October 10, 2017

Salty

A person who is super mad.

"man Sorley was super salty is class today!"

by Spideroh1 March 3, 2016

Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.

Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'

by AliUK September 16, 2010

Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!

by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017