Pitch slapped

The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.

Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?

Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.

by A.I.R July 15, 2016

sleeve slap

To slap someone in the face with your sleeve.

Rupert lost his arms in a lawn mower accident, so I picked a fight with him knowing that the worst he could do is sleeve slap me.

by mikeydamik April 21, 2011

Hurricane Slap

When a male is having intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, the male takes both hands and arms, and winds them up like a windmill and slaps the female in the ass. Sometimes resulting in the female slamming her head into the wall/headboard that was directly in front of her.

John: Hey man i totally Hurricane slapped my girlfriend last night.

Joe: No shit man did she fall off or stay on

John: She fell off and put a hole in my fucking wall

Joe: Nice! it must of been one hell of a Hurricane Slap !

by Greg14127 December 20, 2008

gimp-slap

When someone dumber than you or just less of a person gets the upper hand in a situation.

Damn, I just got gimp-slapped but that punkass kid!

Your ex is going out with that tool?! Man he just gimp-slapped the shit out of you.

by Troy H March 31, 2007

rabbit slapping

When you're fucking a bitch and your balls slap the top of her pussy

Dude, i was rabbit slapping this bitch so hard she couldn't walk the next day

by mynameismarky November 17, 2013

The wet slap

When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).

"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."

"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"

by UrbanGirl April 29, 2014

NERD SLAP

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE A RANDOM POP CULTURE QUESTION AND THEIR BRAIN GOES BLANK THINKING OF THE ANSWER. WHEN YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, THEY GET A LOOK ON THEIR FACE AS THOUGH THEY HAD JUST BEEN SLAPPED, THEN GET ANGRY AT THEMSELVES FOR NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER.

HEY MAN, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE WHITE FURRY DRAGON IN THE NEVER ENDING STORY?

UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?

ANSWER:FALCOR.

AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.

by COLOR BLIND CRIMES June 7, 2009