personality of a six pack

Combination form of a Jock and a Douche.
Egotistical, arrogant, self serving individual.
Must be the center of attention at all times.
Relies on their looks to get through life.
Freeloader extraordinaire.
Will lie to achieve their goal.
Has had everything (for the most part), paid for or given to them.
Looking for an easy life without putting in the effort to earn it.
Expects everything without offering anything in return.

Most Dropouts Have the personality of a six pack.

by LostinYonkers July 19, 2014

Turtles fanny pack

Digging up your testicles from your pants and letting them hang on top of your belt.

This dude just came out of nowhere rocking a Turtles fanny pack.

by Cavepear July 7, 2017

Pack your stack

Placing things in your pecker hole

Pack your stack to feed the hungry whores.

by Jojo66 August 21, 2019

Alabama Six Pack

A truck bed full of sis-cousins

I took the Alabama Six Pack down to the river last night

by Redtower May 22, 2018

Apollo’s Fanny pack

A term denoting what would be Apollo’s belt on a fit man. The fat under the belly button and above the penis. This is similar to a gock but not so big. The fat mans cum gutters so to speak.

“Honey, you are getting some fat above your wiener!”

“Yeah, that’s just my Apollo’s Fanny Pack.”

by junco April 12, 2021

Packing Serious Onions

An amazing large female booty that can make a grown man cry.

Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.

I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.

by ChiBoi27 May 10, 2011

hole expansion pack

when you finger her asshole with one hand and finger her vagina with the other hand and then stick both of your hands in her mouth.

i gave her a hole expansion pack. her holes are bigger now.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 March 12, 2023