Wet Noodle

Getting head while eating pasta.

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.

by Druburr March 7, 2022

Noodle

Typical looser without job. Usually lives in caves.

Noodle

by Xyzboy September 10, 2022

Noodles

What you say when your girlfriend's mom checks her messages and you don't want her to know you want nudes from the chick.

" Go into the bathroom and cook up some noodles!"

" I want some hot, spicy noodles."

by That1Perrsonn August 29, 2010

noodle-maid

An unethically ambitious person; a servant to power, especially in the political context.

Canada's Prime Minister, noodle-maid to America, hasn't seen a war he won't sign up for to please the Empire.

by I. M. Loos December 15, 2011

Snoodle a noodle

Warning someone not to overthink something and hurt their brain.

Hey, don't snoodle a noodle on those deep thoughts.

by Tdent465 January 14, 2023

Poo Noodle

Firstly, you simply raw dog somebody in the ass that hasn’t taken a shit in a while. Once you’re done you take your dick out of their ass and piss into their mouth. Poo in the shape of tiny noodles will come out of your urethra into their mouth.

Yo bro, you shoulda seen it last night. I raw dogged some bitch at a house party and then pissed into her mouth. Poo noodles came out!

by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021

Noodle Stroodle

To jerk off your friend; to ejaculate

Person one: *relaxing, just looking out the window*
Person two: "I'm gonna noodle stroodle you"
Person one: *concerned face* no, I'm fine, thank you. *runs away panicked*

by Your local mole rat November 27, 2023