Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

noob

noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma April 18, 2012

Noob

What roblox people call bald, yellow, happy and with blue and green clothes

Noob: hi!
Roblox gamer: omg gtfo noob

by John's son, John Johnson February 20, 2017

noob

usually used on video games and such online social games

1: Haha look at that noob she only has 3 xp

2:ha ha yeah

by Ali.xoxo October 31, 2015

Noob

A new player, not someone who just killed you.

Omg this kids a noob

No he’s not he’s a new player, and you just got killed by him loser

by randomgirl1800 April 17, 2020

Noob

A person who is bad at video games/ my sister.

Person 1: Do u play minecraft?
Person 2: no
Person 1: Do u play roblox?
Person 2: no
Person 1: Do u play fortnite?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: Can we be friends?
Person 2: Yeah sure

Later that day..........................

Person 1: How many v bux (i think that's how u spell it) do u have?????
Person 2: 0 :(
Person 1: Ur a stupid noob
Person 2: >:(
Person 1: Get away from meeeeeee

Person 2: no >:((((((
Person 1: I SAID GO AWAY

Read more if ur interested

If reading this Just wanna say ur awesome/bootiful I hope u have a lovely day 😊 ❤

Also I just wanna say anybody who isn't reading this is also a noob. >:)

>.<

by [i d k] February 8, 2021

noob

''noob'' is something fortnite niggas use to insult somebody and look cool.

You shouldn't date him, Karen! He is a noob!

Let's test that in a game of fortnite, you noob.

by dang and ronpa September 29, 2018