health god

Someone who is so fucking healthy

My cousin sent me a snapchat of her chasing vitamins with wine, what a health god.

by Just a plant March 20, 2020

Vice God

The Pope.
His holiness, second in command.

Vice God is visiting the United States this week.

by The Turdmonster November 5, 2015

Range God

A person at a Shooting range or gun shop Who has self proclaimed or mythical experience with firearms, Ammunition, Self defense, Concealed carry, Combat Etc. A Range god feels an exigent need to express their Often unwanted opinions, A range god often uses commentary to embarrass their victims into believing that they have no experience. Most of a Range god's experience comes from video games or television.

Not to be confused with a Mall ninja

Bro:1 Oh no! Bro:2 What? Bro:1 here comes the range god!

by Just that guy. October 28, 2013

god-gobbler

pejorative term describing a particular kind of religious believers who accept any statement issued by some religious authority or interpreted in a religious text, without using critical thinking and even common sense.
God-gobblers can be found among monotheistic fundamentalists of various religions.
They will also refuse scientific facts because they don't reflect their beliefs.
Ignoring scientific ethics, they could also try to formulate pseudoscientific theories to support their beliefs.

Origin: comes from God + gobbler, "one who eats food very quickly, without decorum" (figuratively).

"My kids (teenagers) go to youth-groups at some God-gobbler church near them"

"take a look at a real history book - not something cranked out by some evangelical god-gobbler or neocon think tank"

by iwnit April 29, 2008

God's Pencil

One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.

Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.

by p'kaw! July 5, 2014

god is chungha

aka the most amazing talented nice super sweet spectacular person in the whole world

biggest chungha enthusiast you will ever meet

do you know angel aka god is chungha ?

yes! they are suuuper kind

by kim hyunjin lovebot July 16, 2021

the god spawn

A once in-a-year spawn that occurs in competitive first-person shooters when you die during a gunfight, then revive in the enemy's base or close to the game's objective while teammates are nowhere nearby. A nonsense spawn that can turn the tide of battle and win your team the game.

"Can Curse Orange finish Game #1? Down to the last 60 seconds, a five-point advantage... - Look at that spawn from Envy! What is this? Merk with the god spawn!"

by SJCrew December 8, 2014