mom fucker

a sick fool with no self esteem, probably willing to fuck anyone he/she meets....do i need to say more?.....maybe this mom has some sick fantasis of giving birth to a kid that she will have sex with one day!!

gorillaz
dogs
seels
(all of these animals are supposed to represent people)

by mike green January 9, 2004

Bloxburg mom

Bloxburg mom is a very dangerous species, its a Roblox style and you need to stay away from those. They are usually found in Bloxburg, adopt me or Ragdoll. If u push one of her friends in ragdoll, don't be surprised after all of her friends hunt you down, they only care about their virtual fucking pets. They usually try to act cute in front of slenders to get themself a pixilated bf, but little do they know, that slender isn't even slightly interested.

Me: *pushes a bloxburg mom*
*Bloxurg mom army attacks me*
Me: what did I do-
Bloxburg mom: ATTACK ATTACK
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Bloxburg mom: SURROUND HER
Me: HELP
Bloxburg mom: U PUSHED MY FRIEND IDIOT

Me: Miss girl.. that's the point of the game.

by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020

David’s mom

David mom thinks David is gay and says that David is adopted

I FUCKED DAVID’S MOM

by I FUCKED DAVIDS MOM January 13, 2019

mom joke

A lame joke, pun, or play on words that your mom would say, such as "have a nice trip, see you next fall". Does not have to be told by your mom, just has to be lame.

"Hey Trevor, have a nice trip, see you next fall! Haha!"

"Dude, that was fucking lame."

"Yeah man, that was a total mom joke."

by hawker240 October 21, 2006

kyles mom

The bitchyest person alive, if you know Jean than call her a stupid ass bitch

dude shes totaly kyles mom.

by justalovemachin January 7, 2008

stacies mom

word used to describe someones hot mother.

dude, shes a total stacies mom

by greathelmet May 18, 2011

mom burn

Twice the power of a regular burn.

Teenager: "Hey, mom, check out these definitions I found!"
Mom: "Oh, when you were supposed to be cleaning your room?"
Teenager: "Oh snap."

by Aardvark March 16, 2005