Alfie Male

Like so he is kinda cool, funny, nice and gentle. Has a normal sized shlong

Ur an Alfie male

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Male Nose Ring Theory

If a Male has a Nose Ring he is almost certainly a Leftist cuck and a White Knight. He will constantly argue for far Left ideology. Indulges in things like polyamory and awful tattoos. Should be avoided by any means.

“There it is - the Male Nose Ring Theory in action”

“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”

by Ebloodsports September 17, 2025

Yogurt Male

A sexual predator who is badass, cool, and sexy

Henry is such a yogurt male! His gf is only 11

by fizzics235 September 8, 2023

Scarbo Male

A Scarbo Male is a man who likes to rub the genitals of other men all over their faces. They also exhibit strong qualities and behaviours such as, but not limited to: grabbing the asses of other men, being professional e-sport players, or listening to "the weeknd".

Person 1: Hey, I didn't know you were a Scarbo Male!
Person 2: Yeah, I hawk tuah'ed on that group of yn's earlier.

by superduperscarbolover December 2, 2024

sigma male

A male that hasn't come out of the closet, that is too ugly for instagram, too lonely for facebook.

That Sigma male needs to come out of the closet. He doesn't have to gaslight himself thinking he is a stud

by ilikenarwals October 4, 2023

Alphalpha Male

An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.

Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.

"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."

by AorticKamikaze April 11, 2024

Donda Male

The highest type of male in the hierarchy, there are only 2 Donda’s in the world, one of them being Kanye West. Donda males stand higher than both alpha and sigma.

This guy is just saying Donda Donda Donda over and over again.
I know right, he’s such a Donda Male.

by GreedyNose1034 September 17, 2021