mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!

haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

Igechukwu's Law

A situation where Okafors Law doesn't apply due to the exceptional attractiveness of the person in question being sought after.

"By Okafors law she's mine because I spoke to her first" -person a

"She's too fine to be reserved for you by the law, I veto it with Igechukwu's Law" -person B

by IgboSpecialist October 13, 2014

Law of Patience

To wait for the universe to grant you many wonders and much success through patience and manifestation.

I want this new promotion, hopefully the law of patience through meditation and visualization will all manifest to reality. “Tristan Huff”

by Tristan Huff June 10, 2018

Klaasse's Law

Every conversation will either terminate on or eventually cross the subject of shit.
Functions in a manner similar to that of Godwin's Law.

"I was up all last night, so I feel like shit."
-"Hey, Klaasse's Law"
"...damn you..."

by Scott O. January 4, 2008

tuxies law

Tuxies law (or tuxies's rule of Systemd analogies) is an Internet adage which asserts that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison that is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to systemd.

"My Linux server does not reboot fast enough, must be systemd" "Yes, Tuxies law strikes again!"

by mikeonline June 17, 2017

Auron's Law

When you see a piece of media or narrative that involves sexuality and children, it's not worth analyzing the content for meaning. The reason why is simple. The people that promote this content just want to normalize pedophilia. This was summed up by a Tweet from @AuronMacintyre

"It's not rocket science guys. They're just evil and want to diddle kids."

A: Why is this person on twitter referring to a group of school friends as being in a "platonic polyamorous relationship"?
B: Auron's Law

by SirNedwood March 14, 2022

Law of Relativity

The law one should consider before posting a comment on someone's Facebook photo or status owing to the fact that his/her relatives and family might read it thereby avoiding (or promoting) humiliation. Humiliation may not always end up to the one being commented to; in some cases the one commenting might wind up deactivating his/her Facebook account.

- In accordance with the law of relativity, I'm tidying up my Facebook wall.

- The law of relativity kept him from posting nasty comments.

by Rerey88 January 13, 2013