Katie watie

A mindset in which the individual is the best possible thing ever

“I’m feeling very Katie Watie today”
“I will never be as cool as Katie Watie”

by anonymous December 5, 2024

A Katie’s chance in hell.

Definition:
A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.

Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.

Friend 1: “Think Trevor’s gonna pay you back for that 20 bucks?”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”

by Big Silky November 29, 2025

Katie

They're literally the best human alive. They have a bit of a concerning taste in men, but it's still good not gonna lie-They're super sweet and you will never regret meeting them. They're awesome. Worship them.

Person 1: Wait it's Katie
Person 2: I know they're so awesome

by pure_evil_incarnate February 17, 2022

Katie Hussey

Is a person who believes they are the main character and who has many sexual relations with men

Katie Hussey is shifting some AGAIN!
oh she so thinks she’s the main character

by side character no.1 July 25, 2021

Katie

A piece of dried up ejaculate/ dirty foreskin

“JEEZ, Bruno, can I have some of your Katie ?”

by Comlord2000 November 21, 2021

katie bowie

One hell of a slut, always fucks around at parties.

She lies to make people feel sorry for her

And the one trait about her is she will shag anything with a puls

Who is that, shes a slag..must be a katie bowie

by Gedjik July 3, 2017

katie fang

katie fang, the most 💖🛍️preppiest🛍️💖 girl. she is mostly known for how she makes her grwm. some 10 yr old preppies are following katie fang and use her skincare routine including the acid and retinol ones. the 10 yr olds think they have so much acne when they don’t but it’s because they want to be called “katie fang doooop” so badly.

“omg is that girl wearing a skirt while it’s hailing !!” “yeah that’s katie fang.”

“omg what’s your skincare routine?” “katie fangs routine”

by for euros August 21, 2023