the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.
Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
by Captain josh December 15, 2007
Get the Wood plank wenchmug. A State Park located in Lincoln Rhode Island. It is the official butthole of the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.
dooshbag " hey want to go for a swim at Lincoln Woods State Park."
dooshbag dos "nah thanks man I would rather go swim in a pool instead of a giant butthole."
dooshbag dos "nah thanks man I would rather go swim in a pool instead of a giant butthole."
by gwizzzz November 8, 2009
Get the Lincoln Woods State Parkmug. To 'bang your wood' is to mastarbate.
1. Used by teenage boys when sharing stories about mastarbating, with out having to use the word 'mastarbate' 'cos they think its funny. (They need to get a fucking life!)
2. Also used by dirty old men when talking to young women.
1. Used by teenage boys when sharing stories about mastarbating, with out having to use the word 'mastarbate' 'cos they think its funny. (They need to get a fucking life!)
2. Also used by dirty old men when talking to young women.
1. "Guess what i did last night, BANGED MY WOOD!!!!!!!!"
2. "Do you want to bang my wood young lady!?"
2. "Do you want to bang my wood young lady!?"
by Chris Clark May 13, 2005
Get the Bang My Woodmug. by FATFRITO September 29, 2020
Get the KD in the big B woodmug. by IKEA is great October 19, 2021
Get the Ur mom jumping on woodmug. The word perfectly describes wearing diamond rings on your hand, while grabbing a "wood" grain steering wheel.
This term is mostly used in the Southern region of the USA, more specifically in Texas, and was popularized by the legendary Texas duo, UGK (Pimp C and Bun B) on their song, "Diamonds & Wood."
This term is mostly used in the Southern region of the USA, more specifically in Texas, and was popularized by the legendary Texas duo, UGK (Pimp C and Bun B) on their song, "Diamonds & Wood."
by Texas Takeover YT August 5, 2022
Get the Diamonds up against that woodmug. A question you ask when the answer is a blisteringly obvious yes.
Makes use of the word 'Pope' as both noun and verb.
Makes use of the word 'Pope' as both noun and verb.
"You want another beer?"
'Does the Pope Pope in the woods?!'
"uhhh"
'Gawdamnit, the Pope Popes everywhere, he's the fuckin' pope!'
'Does the Pope Pope in the woods?!'
"uhhh"
'Gawdamnit, the Pope Popes everywhere, he's the fuckin' pope!'
by drjeco October 6, 2015
Get the Does the Pope Pope In the woods?mug.