Hammer

a gay thing you use to be gay and put up your ass

shit where’s my hammer

by dxlan of basel February 27, 2019

Black Hammer

Black Hammer was once a bitchass, goofy goober SpongeBob head ass boi. Many warriors tried to train him from his ways such as the SSS Ultra Legendary Monk-Warrior “Nohbodi”. His name is ironic because he WAS Somebody, but even he couldn’t erase whatever bitchassness plagued Black Hammer

Don’t be a Black Hammer.

by Osama7even July 28, 2023

West Hammer

A person who somehow manages to bring up the football club “West Ham” whenever it somehow relates to the conversation, or even when it doesn’t.

A: I thought I knew the material but still managed to fail the test, just totally froze.
B: Reminds me of 1993, when West Ham was up 2-0 with 10 minutes left and totally bottled it.
A: There he goes again, what a West Hammer.

by JDicky November 2, 2021

Hammer Nuts

A Man With Strong Nuts

Julian has Very Strong Hammer Nuts

by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022

Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see

After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.

by Brentroxum February 1, 2024

Toxic hammer

Hasan that’s in love with aisha

“She’s the toxic hammers cousin”

by Dungabree August 28, 2020

Mouth hammer

Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.

"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"

by ten75ice October 13, 2017