Listening to people's conversations
by SassyB October 05, 2022
A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.
Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009
by asnobor January 04, 2025
Jewlery that dramatically stretches the earlobes, sometimes with the intention of earlobe copulation. indcates robust participation in receiving anal intercourse.its
Hey that guy/girl totally gauged out their ears with fuckablr ear plugs. This indicates that they need their holes stretched. (S)he takes it in the ass
by m6e6t6 April 04, 2019
Person 1: Look at that silly monkey in the zoo!
Person 2: LIKE YOUR ANCESTORS! *Racist ears*
Person 1: I really like this sushi they made here.
Person 2: FRESH FROM THE RICE FARMS! *Racist ears*
Changing the subject/topic to be derogatory against a religion or group of ethic backgrounds. Perhaps interfering in a conversation to objectify racism.
Person 2: LIKE YOUR ANCESTORS! *Racist ears*
Person 1: I really like this sushi they made here.
Person 2: FRESH FROM THE RICE FARMS! *Racist ears*
Changing the subject/topic to be derogatory against a religion or group of ethic backgrounds. Perhaps interfering in a conversation to objectify racism.
by KBMane March 03, 2024
by fagol 69696969696 December 10, 2018
"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."
"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."
"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."
by HolyMeat September 14, 2009