my ears are bleeding

Something to say when you hear terrible music or earrape.

Guy 1: why is this screamer so goddamn loud! my ears are bleeding!

by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022

Ear thumping

The act of having sex with ones gages, making a noise that sounds like thumping.

I just got new gages today and my boyfriend is so excited to finally try ear thumping

by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018

ear jack phone

word made up by dumb ass named Sandra

well plug in your ear jack phone

by couche man October 14, 2021

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019

Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.

U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

Ears Day

Happy ears day! (21st jan) Take pics of ur ears and create them as ur whatsaap pfp and have fun confusing people haha! Love from bskskbss 😜

HAPPY NATIONAL EARS DAY PENCHONSW JCKDKSOSS

by Sallyyyytangali January 21, 2021

Ear Rape

A section of a Youtube Poop that includes blasting the audio in a certain scene.

That last Youtube Poop's ear rape broke my left ear.

by Adolf Fishsticks May 16, 2016