by VeryRealNonFakePersonLo June 28, 2024
Get the Ear Nutrientsmug. Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?
Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.
Peter: Oh, yeah?
Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.
by beavae October 14, 2021
Get the deer earsmug. Someone who had never been exposed to double homicide or prison language.
Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"
The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.
An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."
The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"
The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.
An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."
The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
A Utah resident walking around Glendale Heights and telling a smart-ass to "shut the front door."
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"
The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."
He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"
The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."
He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
Get the Virgin Earsmug. Where a guy jizzes in a girl's ear and rams his dick down her throat causing her eardrums to rupture
by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024
Get the Ear fountainmug. Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected
-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)
See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)
See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!
by Hellojello March 14, 2012
Get the Pizza earmug. Adjective
Given to a person who is a frequent gossiper leading them to be whispered in their ear, letting them have "wet-ears"
Given to a person who is a frequent gossiper leading them to be whispered in their ear, letting them have "wet-ears"
Person1: "Alex is such a gossiper, they are so wet-eared."
Person2: " Yeah I don't know how someone can just do that."
Person2: " Yeah I don't know how someone can just do that."
by farmerTodd January 17, 2024
Get the Wet-earmug. by TheOneAndOnlyFUCKFACE aNd AlSo July 15, 2021
Get the Ear Assmug.