The lazy days of dad

That short window of time during late summer and early fall where you really don’t have to cut the grass, and the leaves have yet to start falling.

Dad sits back in his favorite lawn chair and cracks open a beer. Making a toast to himself he says: “Nothing to do but relax. Here’s to the lazy days of dad...”

by Binarysmart September 20, 2019

Roleplay Colt’s Dad

This is another way to tell someone to kill themselves

You should roleplay colt’s dad on god,

by Kanye_supporter5 November 07, 2023

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Worse then ur mom gay

Carl - "UR MOM GAY"
Joe - "ur dad lesbian"
Carl - *dies*

by Beepbob March 09, 2018

ur dad lesbian

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Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
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Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
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Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил,
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На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
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Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт

timmy:ur mom big le gay
tommy:ur dad lesbian
timmy:dies again

XD

by C0d3br34k3r April 21, 2020

Ur dad lesbian

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Exampel 1:
Person 1: Fuck you
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: Ur dad lesbian
Person 2: *gets a pain far worse than death*

Example 2
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian

Person 3: *Falls down in a eternal coma with no end*

by Dab Schnab March 10, 2018

Side Step Dad

Your brother or sisters father-in-law

‘This is my side step dad’

by Stee808206 March 18, 2019

My dad James

The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!

My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖

by James’ daughter July 26, 2022