Honorary step-dad

A biological father who does not behave in accordance with their child's ideal of what their child's real father would behave.

Dad: "Why are you calling me your honorary step-dad?"
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."

by Lemon Lord November 09, 2019

Thy Dad is bi

Every time this phrase is used, a puppy dies. Noone can resist the power of it, not even the "no u" nor the "ur granny tranny". When used, it unleashes destruction amongst the opposing party, whom the phrase is unbearable to.

You: "ur mum gay lol"
I, an intellectual: "Thy Dad is bi!"

by ThouBrotherArtMother March 15, 2018

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came right out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

Dad Bod December

Find yourself a man with a Dad Bod this December for the holiday season! Give a man with a Dad Bod a chance!

Its Dad Bod December, i dont want a skinny bitch hes all skin and bones!

by DadBodDevo November 05, 2021

My dad is roblox

what a big noob would say when they are refused robux

noob:"WOAH U HAVE LIMITED CAN I HAVE ROUX1/1??!?1/?!/!?!?!?1/?1?!??!/!?!??1//1?!?"
me: Sorry, i only give robux to my fre-
noob: "PLS PLES PLEASE"
me:sorry bud, no.
noob:"MY DAD IS ROBLOX HE WILL BAN YOU!!11!1!1!!!!1!!"

by thegolddoggy(roblox) April 12, 2021

Your Dad James

The one dad who hasn't left to get milk, thus deserving of a Grandma Yaesmin mug.

Your Dad James didn't abandon you! :)

by emotional salami February 12, 2021

Bald Dad Syndrome

the clinical name for the effects of having a bald dad on a child the usual symptoms of Bald Dad Syndrome are erratic outbursts of retarded behavior as well as having red hair

person one : hey Eamon you trying to watch a show together
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy

by not44limes September 07, 2021