Piss and chips

Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”

Teacher: What does X mean in this equation
Jaden: Piss and chips
Teacher: wtf

by Wyattwalnut December 02, 2020

Chip-pan

The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).

The chip-pans have arrived.

The chip-pan brigade.
He is a chip-pan.

by Heikey-duck December 01, 2016

Dick and Chips

A tray served in county jails that consists of a large curved sausage resembling a penis to along with potato chips. Sometimes referred to as "D and chips", "Donkey D" or simply "D".

Ex. 1-Inmate:"Yo, I got two cakes for your D!"
Ex.2 -C.O.:"Hey, you know what? This guy jails hard; get this guy another dick and chips!"

by BiggSweaty September 16, 2023

chipping bricks

When you're so pissed off at your old slow phone that you throw it at the wall so hard that you chip a brick.

I'm going to be chipping bricks with this phone if it doesn't load this app soon.

by Scarff April 08, 2018

MiNt cHiP

MiNt cHiP means Thizz or Extacy. It would only mean that if it's written like this:MiNt cHiP.

That nigga popped 2 MiNt cHipS in class today and he was flyer than a space ship.

by Ariel Gard April 05, 2007

Mint Chip

It is literal toothpaste! There is no if ands or buts about it! Once you try it you no longer have an appetite because it feels like your just brushed your teeth.

Dans favorite flavor of ice cream is mint chip even though it is disgustingly similar to toothpaste.

Who would think to try mint chip in being that it tastes like the thing that you use to brush your teeth with.

by Polygonalmamaboat May 01, 2024

couch chip

that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.

bad idea.

Person 1: "I just a couch chip"
Person 2: "Oh fuck"

by BigManDouggieGExceptTheGIsLL March 28, 2023