blast ass

When youre taking a dump and when you push you release a spray of watery hershy squirts

I was taking a dump,and had some serious blast ass

by Shooshmaster January 18, 2015

Baja Blasted

The act of getting baked and eating Taco Bell

Friend: Hey do you want to go hiking later?
Me: Nah bro I can't, me and the boys are getting Baja blasted in a few hours.

by Stevstot June 22, 2021

Blasted

Having multiple Budweiser’s and cigs.

Ben got blasted while fishing with his friends.

by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019

Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.

Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension

by Shroompuff March 26, 2020

No mask, no blast.

In the times of covid 19, health officials recommended that masks were to be worn while having intercourse. It is a pun on no love without a glove.

It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.

by Tuguit September 24, 2020

gator blast

The primal action of whipping a person with the tail of a body part, preferably butt cheeks, pig tails or pony tails.

I’m gonna gator blast the fuck out of her when I see her in Atlanta.

by JasonBoBason October 14, 2022

Blast posing

When a man ejaculates onto a posing women with such force that it is comparable to a blast.

Last night my girlfriend and I were caught blast posing.

by Justapseudonym May 13, 2014